Mrs. is pronounced Misses but is the abbreviation of Madame? Uhmm... so where does the 'R' come from?
Does the military hate children? I remember struggling with spelling down in the grades...but who could blame me. They drill "sound it out" to kids learning to read and spell...and then you have Colonel (again with the added 'R' for no apparent reason) and Sergeant (shortened as Sarge-which honestly is the only way it makes sense to me)
If the plural of Mouse is Mice, why isn't the plural of House Hice?
Why will children throw a temper tantrum at the prospect of a cup/sippy being filled with water to drink...then an hour later be splashing and trying to drink from the toilet? Directly followed by trying to lap up soapy water from the bathtub?
(Please tell me my kids aren't the only ones to play in the toilet, I'm disturbed enough as it is. For God's sake please let it be a common and normal stage...that they will out grow it soon and I won't have to remember it again....Amen)